Best White Elephant Gift 2013

If you’re going to a white elephant party this year, then it’s important to bring a gift. This year I’ve come across some really funny new items that I think you’ll love.Potty Putter

It’s always good to give out a gift that you’ll actually use and since I can’t get my wife to buy me this I thought I’d recommend it as a white elephant gift this year and it’s sure to get a lot of laughs. Now if I just had my own bathroom I might be able to use it.

The potty putter comes with the golfing green which doubles as a toilet wrapper, 2 golf balls, a putter, and a flag stick. Perfect for working on those foot long putts.

Emergency Underpants

Another really useful gift you can give out is this pair of emergency underpants which are especially useful during “situations” that you can’t control. They come in a handy dandy tin and contain a single pair of unisex underpants.

Here’s a helpful review of the emergency underpants describing how useful they really are (sorry I had to include it but it’s worth reading I promise):

“I cannot sing the praises of Emergency Underpants enough. These have quite literally saved my life on many an occasion, and I owe everything I have to them. It all started late 2002, as I had just gotten home from a long day of slaving away at my job. I had passed out cold on the couch, when the oven I had forgotten to turn off earlier suddenly filled the house with deadly gas! Luckily, I had a packet of Emergency Underpants in my pocket. The brave underpants dragged me from my home, my 2 cats, and even called 911 for help. But that’s not all! On many separate occasions, Emergency Underpants have: – Performed CPR on my mother
– Saved a school of orphans after their boat sank
– Rescued 235 stray dogs
– Brought my dead grandmother back to life for Christmas
– Single-handedly stopped a 5-alarm apartment fire using only 1 gallon of Tuscan Milk
– Saved the life of at least 3 Presidents from yacht accidents/pretzel mishaps
Need I say more?
Buy at least 45 packs of Emergency Underpants at once. You will never regret them, Trust Me!”

Yodeling Pickle

Yes, it’s my dream of owning one too and the greatest part is you don’t even have to teach this one yodeling. The yodeling pickleyodels at command with a push of a simple button. I had been looking for a yodeling pickle for many years and now that I’ve found it my life is complete.If you’re looking for a homemade white elephant gift, then be sure to take a look at our homemade white elephant gift section above as well.WTF? StampEvery once in a while you get an assignment or paperwork handed to you at work that doesn’t make any sense. There’s only one stamp that can handle this type of paperwork and it’s not denied, pass, or even wth.. it’s the WTF stamp.

Control a Woman Remote Control

Don’t worry ladies the control your man remote control is available as well. The great thing is it really works. I have one of these at home and all I need to do is point the control a woman remote control at my wife or Mother and Poof! Instant obedience.

Disclaimer: Ok. You’re right, that was a lie and it actually tends to backfire; however, it’s still a lot of fun.

Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank

The economy has been really difficult this year and it’s in times like these that we need to remain calm and take our economic future seriously. This Fanny shaped bank will help you do just that. Who can help but save that extra penny when you know in the back of your mind that it will make a humorous noise upon placing it into this cleverly designed money bank. So start saving up now! This bank is sure to bring us out of the depression.

Switchblade Mustache Combs

This year the molestache is more popular than ever and you can encourage your loved ones to stay with the trend by purchasing this awesome switchblade mustache comb which is both fun and practical.

Metal and plastic combs come out at the simple push of a button.

Bacon Scented Car Air Freshener

Want to know the worst part about bacon? You can’t take it with you every where you go, until now! This bacon air freshener will give you the smell of frying bacon every single morning.

Flying Flingshot Monkey With Sound

This is a simple gift that this year provided a lot of laughs. Simply fling the Flingshot monkey and it’ll make hilarious monkey sounds. My kids love them too and they are available in lots of styles including; Flying Cow With Mooing Sound, Flying Barnyard Chicken with Sound, Slingshot Flying Pig With Oink Sound, Flying Duck With Quacking Sound, Slingshot Flying Frog, and more!

Instant Excuse Ball

Perfect for Dad’s who spend too much watching football, Mom’s who talk to much on the phone, and gaming fanatics the instant excuse ball takes the difficulty out of lying and gives you an instant excuse for every one of life’s situations. Works just like a magic 8 ball.

What have you come across in 2013?

What has been your favorite white elephant gift of year’s past and what do you plan on giving out this year? Leave a comment below!

About ElephantPartyGuy

I'm a Father of 4 but that doesn't stop me and my wife from hosting our neighborhood white elephant gift exchange party each year. Take at all of my crazy gag gift ideas in the posts above and don't be afraid to leave a comment. I actively respond to reader comments, questions, and suggestions. Credentials: I've made literally tens of people laugh.
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